“Your roof is leaking”: speak like a 1950s hipster

lickystickypickyme:

BARBECUE
A hot-looking lady.

BOIL MY CABBAGE
Blues slang for sex.

CHICAGO OVERCOAT
Coffin.

COLD MEAT PARTY
A funeral.

DEAD SOLDIERS
Empty beer bottles.

FACE LIKE A RUSSIAN FLAG
Embarrassed, ie red.

FLORIDA HONEYMOON
A dirty weekend.

FREE TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
Out of work, unemployed.

HAEMOPHILIA OF THE LARYNX
A blabbermouth.

HAVE ONE ON THE CITY
Drink some water.

KNOW YOUR GROCERIES

Be hip, aware, alert to the situation.

LONGHAIRS
Non-hipsters, squares, lovers of straight music.

PREPARING BAIT
Putting on makeup.

ROUNDHEELS
Party girl (deriving from a supposed natural ability to regularly fall over backwards).

SNIFFING ARIZONA PERFUME

Going to the gas chamber.

STRAIGHT FROM THE FRIDGE

Cool. Obviously.

TAKEN OFF THE PAYROLL
Killed/assassinated.

THAT VIBRATES ME
I’m impressed, I really like it.

THROW THAT DIRT IN YOUR FACE
Being buried.

TORSO-TOSSER
Hootchie-coochie dancer, stripper.

VOMIT ON THE TABLE
Speak up.

YOUR ROOF IS LEAKING

You’re a bit crazy.

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posted : Saturday, November 14th, 2009

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reblogged from : Agent 3Z